I Have No Idea...

Pets are good at certain things, like licking their crotches, shedding on your clothes and getting under your feet before you manage to reach the lightswitch, but ask then to fix your car and they're utterly useless.

Yes, i know just about everyone on the planet does something strange at some time or another, but when chicks do it, then, well, it really IS 'strange', don't ask me why, i just know things about females!

Time to brush the cobwebs from your eyes and try and figure out what how the last 48hrs of your life left you in a state like this and the contemplation of work feels like a nightmare. Time for your LOLZ to ease the pain.

The massive earthquake which rocked Japan was 8000 times more powerful than the one that devastated Christchurch in New Zealand last month with a magnitude of 8.9, triggering a 10 metre-high tsunami.

Sometimes you go out & drink yourself into a tinsel strewn, bed-sh#tting, marker-ridden, man-hugging mess - They should show these to kindergarten kids to scare them senseless.

One of the fringe benefits of being a motorcycle racer is the attraction of beautiful hotties! These girls just love those crotch-rockets!

Just some of the most awesome pictures we could find floating around the internet. Here's hoping they make Monday a little more bearable. So bend over, grab your ankles and brace yourself for the 'Monday Morning Dump!'

At last, the cure to spending all day in the office, trying to look as if you are working is at hand, this little 'how-to' gem will transport you from your humble office desk to the far reaches of the galaxy. 'Let go Luke!'

So many memes that by the end the words will have no meaning. Enough to ward off even the most die hard forum trolls. But remember, you may think people are hating but in reality, nobody really even gives a shit.

You're sure of a BIG surprise. It's amazing what you can stumble upon in Russia's forests, a little kid would have a perfect childhood here. The billions of rubles worth of military equipment rotting here is staggering.

It's surprising the human race is alive and relatively well, if not mentally stable, after looking at some of these pics. The sins of the father and of the mother too. No doubt these kid'll grow up to be well-rounded, fully developed deviants