TAKEAWAY DOODLES

People are requesting doodles on their takeaway boxes, with surprising results. I'd be scared that the surly recipient of my order would decide to smear his or her own bodily excretions on my food rather than getting arty.

She might not be the most curvaceous of actresses but there's definitely something about her. Maybe it's the posh British accent or maybe it's just her willingness to get all dressed up as a pirate. Who knows?

You don't often see girls with heavy weaponry. You see them with lollipops and copies of that Shades of Gray thing and hair brushes and glasses of wine and other girls, but you rarely if ever see them with big guns. Until now.

Shoichi Uchiyama the chef, considers spiders to be the finest insect sushi, "Domestic spiders are large at this time of year and the females are carrying their young in their stomachs, so they're both tasty and healthy"

A round of Epic Bodges for your guffawing pleasure. Ranging from the pretty clever looking quick fixes, though to the outright idiotic and acts of stupidity we all know the general public are capable of.

No one can do it quite like Pamela Anderson, but these hotties give it their best try! Any of them can come rescue me and give me mouth to mouth any time!

These women ain't just "fit" they are "PWOPER FIT": you could play their stomachs like fleshy glockenspiels. They probably get up stoopid early, but SH*T, THEY HOT!

Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee that the following chicks are bone-fide geeks, but we can assure you they are cuties using stripped-down computers, or is it the other way around?

For years they've been remorselessly killed and eaten by the humans, their cooked flesh drizzled with delicious sauces. Now is their turn for a little payback and their revenge will be bloody...

Come on, have a little think about it, you don't really like those girls in films & magazines who have been airbrushed & retouched SO much that they probably don't exist! What you REALLY want is a girl-next-door type who really does live next door!

So all you are doing is trying to take a nice ordinary, everyday picture of your friends and before you know it some major celebrity is trying to get in on the action by goofing off in the background and photobombing you. Pfft.