TAKEAWAY DOODLES

People are requesting doodles on their takeaway boxes, with surprising results. I'd be scared that the surly recipient of my order would decide to smear his or her own bodily excretions on my food rather than getting arty.

There's something magically beautiful about the mixture of hot chicks, nerdy costumes and tons of cleavage! Thank god for Comic-Con!

Get ready for a collection of America-mocking image macros. If you're a humorless Amerifag then you'd better look away now as you're about to be characterized as fat and stupid by some LOL-inspiring imagery.

It really is true what they say about 'What is seen can never be unseen!', because no matter how much someone tried to put any of these photos in context it wouldn't cahnge your formed opinion of 'WTF!?!'

Now this is what we all want to see babes doing - YEP - making sammiches & other tasty morsels. There's plenty of baking going on but nobody can survive on cupcakes.

If there is something else you'd feel comfortable with your girlfriend purring her hands all over besides you it'd have to be your guitar, two of the dearest things in your life that you love to cherish together. It's a perfect synergy.

I'm not sure how many of these have accents or even how many have visited their ancestral homelands, but that doesn't matter because they are very cute. If they told me they were from Mars, that would be fine too.

If you can name every single celebrity in this gallery then do so in the comments section below and we will send you a special prize. Some are trickier than they look and no cheating and checking them on google images, we'll know if you have.

The wife, her indoors, the trouble & strife, the ball & chain, your significant other, your better half, your other half, the little lady, the boss, the missus. Anyway I'm off for some beers, make sure dinner's ready when I get back.

Obligatory NOMs all round, I could probably manage 2 or 3 with some fried onions. But after that I would've had my fill and I'd probably move on to a nice tasty dessert of chocolate cheese cat. Then maybe some bees and biscuits.

Someone should make a zombie movie where this happens, I wouldn't watch it, but it would be cool. It would all start when an experiment crossing genetically engineered radioactive lampreys with the common cold goes horribly wrong