And You Thought Your Job Sucked!

I once had a position in a lettuce factory and it was my job to peel off the outer leaves and cut it down the middle, then pass it on. I lasted a day. And it wasn't like I was sucking the cr*p out of festival toilets either. Crap jobs, eh?

If you look around you, really closely, you might be aware that some people are not as they seem, using the energy of the universe, the 'force' to their own needs. They are really easy to spot, they all look like complete nedrds.

Do you ever wonder sometimes that if there is a god, why in 'his' name did he only make the weekend last for 48hrs? I mean, i know we are meant to spend Sunday honoring his existence, but that leaves no time to look at stuff like this!

You can never have too much of a good thing when it comes to chicks, it might be true two's company, but three's a number i want to surround myself with if ever i get the chance coz all good things come in threes' :)

One picture they're a youngster and the next they are all grown up and trying to look voluptuous, it's quite strange really. Anyway all your classic Hollywood kids are in here along with a few you won't have expected.

Most of these don't look like they'd pass an MOT, but maybe that's the look they were going for? If Mad Max was a used car salesman this is probably what his lot would consist of. Loads of rust but still kinda cool.

A round of Epic Bodges for your guffawing pleasure. Ranging from the pretty clever looking quick fixes, though to the outright idiotic and acts of stupidity we all know the general public are capable of.

he age of the self-shooting sweetheart is definitely upon us with a fine display of intimate self-portrait perfection.

The clue is in the title regarding the content of this coconut collective of nature's finest example of nature versus 'nom-age' - Confused? Then i suggest you find out the answer of the mammary mystery for yourself!

Come on, have a little think about it, you don't really like those girls in films & magazines who have been airbrushed & retouched SO much that they probably don't exist! What you REALLY want is a girl-next-door type who really does live next door!

Some of the best gags from the Simpsons are the subtle ones, the ones that you probably didn't even notice the first time you watched the episode. Here's a selection of some of the most amusing Sign gags. Enjoy.