And You Thought Your Job Sucked!

I once had a position in a lettuce factory and it was my job to peel off the outer leaves and cut it down the middle, then pass it on. I lasted a day. And it wasn't like I was sucking the cr*p out of festival toilets either. Crap jobs, eh?

The wife, her indoors, the trouble & strife, the ball & chain, your significant other, your better half, your other half, the little lady, the boss, the missus. Anyway I'm off for some beers, make sure dinner's ready when I get back.

End of finals sorority parties are guaranteed to have lots of booze, lots of girls in their underwear and lots of outrageous behaviour. Sounds like great fun, so where the hell is my invite?

Arguably the first resounding cry for rule 34 on a video game character, Lara has been around forever. Despite a few sub-par outings her amusing death animations and hot bod still draw a crowd, even with celebs.

If you are ever considering going head to head with a ball then remember this valuable lesson, balls have no shame, feel no pain and secretly they enjoy re-moulding your face on impact! It's flawless victory to the balls.

What if Marvel Superheroes sold out to corporate sponsors? Well, aside from Wolverine making enough dough to coat his adamantium skeleton in a blinging diamonds, they would probably all look like this...

Maria Zarring is a model from Moscow who became noted for having extremely large natural assets. This very curvy woman enjoys having shoots in tight dresses and here are some of her winning moves - 'Chest-mate'.

She's so hawt the Sun asked her to help out heating planet Earth, but when she tried her giant moons created a cosmic event that resulted in the death of an ancient civilisation who gave birth to the human race.

A theme park called Jeju Loveland in South Korea, dedicated to the greatest pastime in the world. It beats another saccharine year at Disney World, surely?

Celebrities generally don't admit when they've had nips, tucks and bags of silicon placed under their skin. That's why it's so much fun to compare old and new pictures of them and pass judgement on their choices.

WHAT UP, SLACKERS!? It's that time of the week again. Time for a dump of unparalleled proportions. Seriously, if this was measured on the Southpark scale of enormity it would weigh in at at least 12 Courics. Enjoy your Week.