Toe-curling Nightclub Snaps

There's a percentage of people who go "clubbing" who like to drink their own weight in cheap cider and then do dead shameful things in front of cameras. These people are commonly referred to as "Dicks".

Not to be confused with spastictastic, splitstastic is an expression used to embody the pure awesomeness of attractive ladies doing the spits. You'll never look at ladies in the same way again.

Every day when i wake up i praise the big dude above for inventing chicks, he is truly worthy of some kinda worship for such an awesome invention - Now if only they came equipped with a volume control he would definitely be a God!

Another Batch Of Awesome artworks: Chinese film posters, Olly Moss and Tom Whalen's Avengers posters, Oscar posters in Lego, Pokemon art, a Drive pic we liked and Norman Rockwell's The Tatto Artist with Optimus Prime by Marco D'Alfonso

Ain't no party like a bikini party. Whoever came up with this formula is a True American Hero. Girls, bikinis and water spraying everywhere. It's like one of Stewie Griffin's epic parties, but even better!

Stock images are the best, not because they offer royalty-free photos, but because they allow you to misinterpret what's happening into something like this collection of people, who are meant to be coughing but look like they're sucking invisible penises.

Something as simple and an uncertain look in the eye of futurama's fry in a single frame of animation is enough to spawn a meme. A meme with a thousand macros. Originally part of another meme this is now a meme in it's own right.

More evidence (as if any was needed), or maybe it's some last-minute revision of the inextricable correlation between the ambient temperature and the attractiveness of the native females. Hot weather = hot women. Fact.

It never fails that there's always someone sitting there waiting with a camera every time someone gets drunk and fails miserably - luckily for us!

Who says that cute chicks have to follow the rules of 'cuteness' to appear attractive in a dude's eyes? It's obvious that these females are on to the fact that being funny makes them even more hawt!

You don't really like those chicks in films & magazines who have been airbrushed & retouched SO much that they probably don't exist! What you REALLY want is a girl-next-door type who really does live next door!