Toe-curling Nightclub Snaps

There's a percentage of people who go "clubbing" who like to drink their own weight in cheap cider and then do dead shameful things in front of cameras. These people are commonly referred to as "Dicks".

Forget sharks, Jaws was So last century, the new menace of the murky depths is a huge polar bear intent on giving you a hug and possibly a lethal lick (if you're lucky) - R-U-N!!!

Advertising is usually unimaginitive, uninspired or unnecessarily lurid. If you really want to sell you brand then you have to push the creative envelope. Here are some adverts that won't make you want to set fire to a box of kittens.

I wish I knew what bait to use to catch gorgeous beauties like these! Like they say, it's not the how deep you fish, it's how well you wiggle your worm!

Eric Cartman might not be a fan of the Titian look but with the likes of Alicia Witt and Faye Reagan on their side, if you're not dreaming of daywalkers by the end of this gallery then I'll eat my hat. And dye my hair red.

You might have Oriental cushions on your sofa but I can guarantee that they're not half as appealing as some on display here ! I know which ones I'd rather rest my head between while I watch television !

Girls making out with other girls is a beautiful thing to behold. Especially if they're cute. The only thing that makes it better is someone standing behind them and pulling a face. Luckily this scenario is played out regularly in bars all over the world.

It's an important event in any young persons life that they try their hardest to get into college and do their best with their parents hard-earned cash. Not to study, but to have fun. And of course drink LOTS of beer. Lots.

Partying is fine but unless you're partying hard there's really no point. It's like they always say: If you're not absolutely bombed then you might as well not exist. Everyone here knows that & follows that mantra to the letter.

If you go down to the beach today you're sure of a BIG surprise! Ok, so maybe not a teddy bear's picnic, but something just as cute & cuddly that you'd kill to take to bed with you & hold.

Like most beauty treatments, if you can tell that someone has had cosmetic surgery then they've not had it done right. Unless they're like 103 trying to look 25 again, in which case it's inevitable...Prepare to enter the freak zone. OMG.