Storm Troopers

Loyal, obedient and almost the worst shots in the universe. Apparently they are second only to sand people, jabbering leprotic looking lunatics. Still, those costumes are cool and they get to hang out with Vader.

It's the land of the free, home of the brave, birthplace of the American dream and host to all sorts of other freaks. Somewhere along the way the dream turned into a nightmare that some people haven't woken up from yet!

Some of us get nervous at the thought of an ear piercing, some of us find the idea of a needle piercing our skin & depositing ink repulsive, but some of us need a LOT more!

It's always a good idea to get behind something that takes your interest, that you can put all of your efforts into & enjoy the fruits of your labours. Personally i make sure that i always have multiple causes to get behind.

It's always a lovely sight watching maidens exploring their inner-mermaid and, in most cases, totally unaware they have an enthusiastic audience desperate to explore an exotic form of marine life & possibly examine them in detail.

It was called Haboob and it descended on the desert city of Phoenix, Arizonia like a plague from the heavens, dropping visibilities to near zero and coating surfaces with a gritty later of dust and sand. Hell is coming people.

Do you wake up every morning strugling with a good excuse not to go into the workplace? Sure, your work probably sucks, but count yourself very lucky. Whatever it is you do for a living, there's no way it's as bad as any of these.

I know it may be hard to imagine but it wasn't too long ago when a men's hairstyle like the mullet was king and a 'must-have', whilst the ladies preferrerd hair that was BIG. But that was just the tip of the FAIL iceberg.

Last month, Top Gear magazine put together a truly unprecedented selection of performance cars on the world's best driving road: Italy's Stelvio Pass. Altogether, a combined value of £3,718,090 & 6,071bhp. (www.TopGear.com)

They say timing is everything and in the case of these photos it couldn't be more accurate if you tried a thousand times. A collection of dramatic snapshots frozen at the perfect time.

Please let me take one, i'm not fussy, any of them will do, honest! If only life was that simple, walking up to a beautiful chicks and saying 'I'll take you please' and that was all there was to it. DAMN :(