LEGO Movie Posters for Best Picture Oscar

The nine Best Picture Oscar nominees have been given a LEGO makeover. Posters for Gravity, Philomena, Her, Captain Phillips, Nebraska, Dallas Buyers Club, 12 Years a Slave, American Hustle and The Wolf of Wall Street have all been recreated.

Not to be confused with spastictastic, splitstastic is an expression used to embody the pure awesomeness of attractive ladies doing the spits. You'll never look at ladies in the same way again.

I hate to think of a chick in trouble & i'm always willing to cum to a maiden in distress, i would gladly lend a hand to handle this pert predicament for any of these cuties!

Little known fact: All celebs are trained in the art of kissing air on both cheeks as a polite, normal greeting, so when one of their kind breaks protocol and does something different all kinds of awkward fail is sure to follow!

It's always a lovely sight watching maidens exploring their inner-mermaid and, in most cases, totally unaware they have an enthusiastic audience desperate to explore an exotic form of marine life & possibly examine them in detail.

Ahhh, irony, it's life's wonderful oxymoron full of poetic FAIL! What a boring place this planet would be without it. Also where would Alanis Morissette get at least 2 albums worth of song material from?

Eyebrows on women. They don't have to be perfect, so long as they're not bigger than yours and don't meet in the middle they're probably fine. Unless they look like these. Because these are ridiculous.

Being a good parent isn't always something that comes naturally (or at all?). Sometimes you get it right and other times you take sexy pics of yourself with a puzzled toddler waddling around in the background.

Lets face it, chicks & booze are a perfect combination for teen-tastic trouble, you just can't keep a bad girl down - When things get blurry getting wild is the best option :)

Prepare to have your braincell baffled as it tries to process well known brand logos displaying a rivals name. I guarantee that some of these will leave you thinking that nothing has changed. Such is the power of the brand.

Social networking may be cool, but just remember that your parents have access to it as well. Facebook and parents are a pretty awful combination. Unwittingly revealing intimite details about you to the world.