Everyone Loves Yoga Pants

And on the seventh day, the men looked up to the heavens and cursed the Lord. "What have we done to deserve such a meagre, blighted existence" they drivelled. "Please show us you love us!" And the Lord gave them Yoga pants.

Sure, going out with friends and consuming alcohol can be incredibly suave and sophisticated, but more often than not it descends into uncouth shenanigans and tomfoolery. For shame!

It's time for the Monday experience to hit you once again, except, it's Tuesday, because yesterday you were out celebrating the life of Jeebus & today you are nursing a killer hangover. I'd suggest a large dose of this.

Sorority parties, guaranteed to have lots of booze, lots of girls in their underwear and lots of outrageous behaviour. Sounds like great fun, so where the hell is my invite?

Winter's coming & it can be hard on these cold, dark winter days to try and remember what sunshine, sea and seriously cute girls in bikinis ever felt or looked like - Here is some inviting imagery to raise the temperature!

Every single one of these 36 images fit that description to a T. If you can explain away any of the abstract weirdness exhibited in this gallery then you're a better man than me.

She could be wearing a cabbage on her head and she'd still look smoking hot. In these shots she's wearing (I believe) a Skullcandy headset. If you spent more than half a second looking at the headset, you're probably a gay.

This girl-kissing hottie shows off her biggest assets in this beautiful gallery dedicated to her fun bags!

More evidence (as if any was needed), or maybe it's some last-minute revision of the inextricable correlation between the ambient temperature and the attractiveness of the native females. Hot weather = hot women. Fact.

Ok, so lets be honest here, any girl with freckles instantly adopts a special sort of 'girl-next-door' charm, add to that the fact she is already a cute looking celeb and you are pretty much onto a winner.

Eric Cartman might not be a fan of the Titian look but if you're not dreaming of daywalkers by the end of this gallery then I'll eat my hat. And dye my hair red.