Expectation Vs Reality

It's always difficult balancing expectation and reality, unless you sell fast food, in which case you just don't bother. Take a picture of a delicious meal and serve your luckless customer a pile of dogs eggs.

Last month, Top Gear magazine put together a truly unprecedented selection of performance cars on the world's best driving road: Italy's Stelvio Pass. Altogether, a combined value of £3,718,090 & 6,071bhp. (www.TopGear.com)

This is stunning, voluptuous beauty at it's best! Jordan Carver has the most amazing bikini fillers I've ever seen!

We ALL know someone like Kyle, you know the type, the spotty nerd with glasses & no friends who eats alone at lunchtime in the school canteen. The only difference is Karate Kyle will destroy you!

Somehow i reckon that some of these things will never turn up again, because they only really existed in the despairing victim's imagination. And the only reward they seem to be offering is that these bring a smile to your cynical face!

Ever wondered what the world would be like if it was DC rather than Disney who bought Pixar? Perhaps even Marvel? Yeah, it would be a truly awesome world, full of expertly animated superheroes that look strangely familiar...

It's time for the Monday experience to hit you once again, except, it's Tuesday, because yesterday you were out celebrating the life of Jeebus & today you are nursing a killer hangover. I'd suggest a large dose of this.

The local gym, you know the place, it's where you go to get fit and tone up and stay healthy...WRONG! If there were more girls like these at my gym, I wouldn't find it quite so hard to make it there!

Ah, for those wonderful days of college life, where you devoted all of your time to study and the pursuit of knowledge to further your young mind. There was very little time for anything else really. Or was that in another reality?

They're your friends, girlfriends or strangers who like to share a joke. They don't mind if you look because secretly they love the attention. Women, we salute you, with our hands & sometimes with other parts of our anatomy.

Since Vader has no sense of style, some people have worked hard to help him out with that stale old black helmet of his. Expect to see some of these in future episodes!