Who Wants a 'Join The Dots' Tattoo?

If you want a tattoo that will entertain and amuse your friends, why not get a join the dots tattoo? Other interactive tattoos include; Tic Tac Toe, word-search and dartboard. None of which are recommended.

It was a great New Years Eve party, wine, women & song flowed like it'd never end. Now there is the small problem about making it home, which sudddenly seems a looong way away, if you can still remember where it is?

If you've never gazed at a movie poster and popped a chubby while you drooled, then you're obviously not looking at the right movie posters. Here's a selection of 40 of the best cinematic delights. Enjoy them, you dirty cinephile.

There's nothing hotter than sexy chicks straddling big powerful machines! These girls could ride on the back of my bike any day!

A total hottie - Height: 5' 9" - Bust: 38.5" - Waist: 23" - Hips: 36" - Hair: Light Brown - Eyes: Blue-Green - The only other vital statistic missing here is her telephone number - DAMN!

Craig Grant bought a tree farm far away from the city and turned it into a sanctuary for all the cats he has rescued. He lives there with the cats and provides lots of love, care and companionship.

Kim Jong-un requires all North Korean men to have the same haircut that he has. But just imagine if that extended outside of North Korea, specifically to celebrities who had to rock the dictator's slick do too.

These printers have identity issues, or thirsts for unusual substances. or are they part of the skynet uprising. Oviously though, some of these machines seem to be saying whatever the hell they like.

This is a GREAT experiment to try (on your own) - Even though a lot of the captions aren't that great after viewing a few of these, your brain goes into 'bewb' mode & suddenly you couldn't care less!

Wedgies are bad enough wearing men's underwear, now take a moment to imagine how much that's gotta hurt with thongs...OUCH!

What is it that makes certain female celebrities stick out from the crowd, they all seem to have something in common, but i just can't seem to put my finger on it is....I probably wouldn't be allowed to anyway.