Gigantic Guts

There comes a point in every mans life when trying to stay in shape is an uphill struggle and you might as well just give in to the Gut. If you're going to grow your own then it might as well be one that's big enough to rest a pint on!

If you seriously subscribe to letting the world know you just blew your nose then you belong in nerd-central! Lets be honest here, there are chicks and they post hawt pictures of themselves!

There's nothing better than a party & plenty of beer to bring out the best in chicks, it's the perfect 'cock'tail - Personally i like to remain sober for as long as possible then help clear up the chick carnage that ensues.

It's always a lovely sight watching maidens exploring their inner-mermaid and, in most cases, totally unaware they have an enthusiastic audience desperate to explore an exotic form of marine life & possibly examine them in detail.

I'm not sure exactly what's going on here, but Britney Spears continues to contribute to the humor world with this fantastic collection of strange faces and cellulite!

It's clothing with inappropiate slogans that there should be laws against their owners wearing. If your opinions can sometimes be offensive to certain people then the best thing to do is get a T-shirt with them printed on the front.

Winter's coming & it can be hard on these cold, dark winter days to try and remember what sunshine, sea and seriously cute girls in bikinis ever felt or looked like - Here is some inviting imagery to raise the temperature!

He will never be able to get rid of the little kid/Harry Potter image however hard he tries. In the later pictures when he is trying to look tough/sexy/thoughtful he looks like a biggest weiner on the planet. unlucky kid.

Another week rolls round and you start to make promises that deep down you have no intention of keeping. 'I will never drink again'. Of course you will, you liar, you just need to wash the ink off your face and lay low for a couple.

Ok, i know what you are all thinking, grab a branch from the ugly tree and beat her until she loses all of the lard she is carrying and starts to look better. WRONG! Stand back & look & you will be amazed!

I hate to think of a chick in trouble & i'm always willing to cum to a maiden in distress, i would gladly lend a hand to handle this pert predicament for any of these cuties!