Epic Bodges

A round of Epic Bodges for your guffawing pleasure. Ranging from the pretty clever looking quick fixes, though to the outright idiotic and acts of stupidity we all know the general public are capable of.

DAMN NATURE, YOU BEAUTIFUL! A collection of some amazing animal shots. From a dew covered ladybug clinging to a leaf to a massive elephant lumbering across the savannah at sunset.

This girl-kissing hottie shows off her biggest assets in this beautiful gallery dedicated to her fun bags!

What's more awesome than party girls who drink beer? Party girls who shotgun beer! Watch these beauties suck down a load.

Not sure whether these would sell too well or even if they'd past safety regulations, but they're pretty damn cool. Created to the precise blueprints of tiny hands and simple minds, each one is unique.

Those pesky aliens from the Half-Life game have been infiltrating art works from bygone eras, and they will not stop! You could look at it as some form of artistic sabotage or you could look on it as an improvement. We're all doomed!

This hawt celebrity endorsement campaign has SO many sexual connotations it's AWESOME! Wave a big enough cheque for big $$$'s in front of their agent's face and they will talk a cute celeb into doing anything!

It's quite possibly more than any mortal man could probably take in one go, imagine, a double-dose of booty-bewb beautifulness! If you haven't got enough up in the front for regular cleavage why not try some booty cleavage?

It's your final year at highschool and you really want to make an impression. Witness students who've gone that extra mile to make their senior photos REALLY stand out. The generation of tommorow looks freaky!

This is the only way to neck a shot of your favourite tipple, be it Jack Daniels on bellybutton or cleavage tequila, so the next time you order at the bar, drink your drink from a lady's orifice!

People have been trying to explain the mystery of perspective to each other for centuries, but they just don't get it. "How can something be smaller if it is further away?" - It's best not tried on a blonde for fear of the universe exploding!