Expectations Vs Reality

It's always the same, isn't it, especially during the holiday season. You build up expectations in your head about how it will be and then the cold reality of 'how it really is' slaps you in the face. Sigh

How VERY true! Usually this warning accompanies imagery so disturbing it seers itself into your retina for all time but not in this gallery. Fear not, these are images that will just make you look at common things a bit differently.

Who the hell is she, you may ask? Well she's a flipping hot Finnish starlet called Anna Falchi - Born waay back in 1972, she nevertheless looks amazing, with a body you'd be happy to find on a woman at least 15 years younger!

A collection of pictures that were snapped at precisely the right moment to fill them to the brim with awesomeness. A moment sooner or a second later and they'd probably not been worthy.

It's been done before, but these are still totally awesome. Depictions of some of the Star Wars characters in an alternate universe where they're decked out in Japanese samurai attire. I would totally watch this film.

Since Vader has no sense of style, some people have worked hard to help him out with that stale old black helmet of his. Expect to see some of these in future episodes!

What the hell would we do at Christmas if chicks weren't invented, can you imagine? Without mammaries of mass distraction man would probably have time to invent clean energy or annihilate each other, just for kicks!

Ok, i know what you are all thinking, grab a branch from the ugly tree and beat her until she loses all of the lard she is carrying and starts to look better. WRONG! Stand back & look & you will be amazed!

Eveyone knows that a fit body is visually appealing and these pictures illustrate the point perfectly. Every single one of these toned temptresses is so smoking hot we recommend a cold shower and a lie down after viewing.

Ruining other people's earnest attempts at phtography. Pull a stunt like one of these and you can turn a dreary group photo into an infinitely more awesome image.

If I could replicate myself like this, I surely would be just standing around clicking silly photos, I'd be getting a lot more work done! Who am I kidding, it would just be a lot more people on the couch!