What Does A 320lb Woman Look Like?

Ok, i know what you are all thinking, grab a branch from the ugly tree and beat her until she loses all of the lard she is carrying and starts to look better. WRONG! Stand back & look & you will be amazed!

Childhood, there's no better place to impregnate fears that will stay with you, building into neuroses & eventually have a breakdown in mid-life ending up in therapy, nobody knows that better than the monsters in a child's mind :(

People are requesting doodles on their takeaway boxes, with surprising results. I'd be scared that the surly recipient of my order would decide to smear his or her own bodily excretions on my food rather than getting arty.

With each Cosplay convention that comes and goes the bar gets set higher & higher with regard to the best costumes. It's becoming increasingly difficult to stand out from the crowd. These rise above the pretenders to the throne.

Just like the story of Snow White girls can't help looking at their reflection. Now they usually have a camera handy and upload to Facebook to get their friends to decide.

It's the new 'planking'. They said it couldn't happen, but here's the proof, it just so happens they can only do it when poised above a bed. Coincidence? Don't be so sceptical, next thing you'll be telling me Santa isn't real.

If you're not a fan of seriously hairy ladies then you are about to enter the revolting realm of upchuck central. I'm not averse to a bit of body hair but when they have more than me it's just a bit weird.

Last month, Top Gear magazine put together a truly unprecedented selection of performance cars on the world's best driving road: Italy's Stelvio Pass. Altogether, a combined value of £3,718,090 & 6,071bhp. (www.TopGear.com)

Mariel Clayton has taken one of the planet's most iconic dolls and turned her over to the dark side, swapping sugar & spice for blood and guts - Patrick bateman beware, there's a cute new psychokiller in town!

Summer's here (at last) and now that we've all got used to that yellow disk in the sky radiating heat and other caner-inducing particles, we suddenly realise it's not the best weather for surfing the interwebs. B4 you melt, here are some pics.

The internet might be making the world smaller and bringing us all that little bit closer together, but it's still fun to take this piss out of each other every once in a while. Here are some examples.