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These events would make Darwin turn in his grave! A great collection of screw-ups. With epic fails a plenty, this one should have you in stitches!

Two of the best things in life. Beautiful ladyfolk and delicious pig meat. Obviously a combination of the two would reach dangerous levels of awesome. Weather it's a lady wearing bacon sushi or a rasher tattoo, it's all golden.

I know she hasn't been around for a while and is busy having a family, but she was the hottest invisible woman on the planet and i reckon we all want to have a very good look at what she has on show now!

Take some anime or a movie, then get it subtitled by someone with a thing grasp of the English language. It might not be to everybody's tastes, i guess it really depends on how silly your sense of humour is!

The pictures might be blurred, grainy, underlit and not at the best angles, but lets be honest here, we LOVE them all! The satisfaction of seeing a chick as she sees herself is something that cannot be missed!

Thats right, we would never joke about serious subject matter like this, it's the real deal. Honest! A rare chance to witness celebrities showing off their seldom seen beavers in all their glory! They all look SO cute!

Where else can you get a job where you get to play with BFG's all day long & ride around in Humvees & helicopters & blow stuff up? Ok, so there might be a slight danger to your life, but think of the guns. The big honkin' guns!

With all the photo manipulation going on in the media some people think they are creating an unrealistic image of unobtainable beauty that is harmful to your average celeb's self image.

And on the seventh day, the men looked up to the heavens and cursed the Lord. "What have we done to deserve such a meagre, blighted existence" they drivelled. "Please show us you love us!" And the Lord gave them Yoga pants.

Were not looking at hawt girls every day fanatasizing that we might end up in bed with them. NO! We are actually admiring the subtle shades & reflections of light and tone that fall on their ample assets :)

Advertising is usually unimaginitive, uninspired or unnecessarily lurid. If you really want to sell you brand then you have to push the creative envelope. Here are some adverts that won't make you want to set fire to a box of kittens.