Tera Patrick is retarded

Pornstars are not too bright (what's 29 * 2?)

Sand Penis

Never let your friends mess around when you're sleeping on the beach.

Kylie's Kitchen Teaser

It only seems fitting that impossibly sexy cam girl Kylie chose the kitchen as the setting for this gem of a video. This blonde bomb is one of the spiciest, tastiest dishes we've had the pleasure of seeing in at least.. well, today anyway. HOTTIE!

Duckface Dudes

In an alternate universe there is a planet, much like earth, where it's the guys and not the girls who are masters in the totally annoying internet art of duckfacing. But fear not, it's not something that could ever happen here. Could it!?

Happy 4th Of July

Now this is a reason to celebrate, stand proud and give a salute to the flagpole. Talk about a patriotic outfit. Next year if my girl isn't wearing one of those she is getting tossed overboard in a tea chest into Boston harbor.

Kid Gets A Cockroach In His Ear

Make sure you've totally digested your lunch before viewing this tit-bit. This is the kind of nastiness that would give most adults nightmares, let alone kids. But this kid holds it down better than most people would have. Disgusting.

Slow Motion Butt Slap

It does exactly what it says on the tin, and her ass is amazing. Boo Ya!!!!

drug store

Brain Freeze Contest Ends in FAIL!

Downing a freezing cold drink and getting some brain freeze should just be some harmless fun--but not for one of these contestants.

Skydives Withouth Parachute

Travis Pastrana takes the Red Bull Gives You Wings slogan to a whole new level of insanity by jumping out of a plane without a parachute.