Battlefield 3: Wang Attack

If you wanna make a dick out of the enemy then this is how you go about it. C4, landmines and a whole lot of patience. If you have these three things then there is no limit to the wonders you can create. EPIC.

For those of you wearing hats with stickers on them, here is a handy guide showing you how to remove them so you don't look like such a twat. It's the hood rat equivalent of keeping Teenie Beanie Baby labels on. Grow up.

A group of Americans sample and describe a variety of unusual international liquors and generally convulse with revulsion: they include bacon vodka, yogurt liqueur, scorpion mezcal, and chili vodka.

If your girlfriend dumps you just make a video like this and she'll be running back to you quicker than you can say "make me a sammich". If this doesn't work then she's a heartless bitch & you're better off with out her.

Respect to the chefs cos cooking noodles really can be an elaborate job !

New Zealand gets all the best ads. This one is for the new corolla and involves a suicidal cat. Honestly, television adverts don't get much better than this. If you don't at least crack a smile you're not right.

Gummi bears are pretty damn tasty, but I think if I actually WAS one I'd have to draw the line somewhere and chewing through your own delicious, fruit flavored leg seems as good a place as any to draw it...

It’s by far the most badass way to do it. The only way he could be any more badass is if he was porking a couple of smoking hotties while curing cancer. Also while doing this. Fingers crossed for that video…

There’s something weird and creepy but strangely hypnotic about watching a music video with the music removed. It’s almost like you’ve had some kind of stroke and you’re sense aren’t what they used to be.

You might think over the years that you have got this one covered, but just wait till you see how this genius eats them. You'll be totally blown away. You've been doing it all wrong :(

Some people really have some weird ideas. I can think of many things that I'd like girls to be but noodles just aren't quite on the top of my list !!