Oktoberfest Lovlies!

Who doesn't love Oktoberfest? A festive time filled with ample assets, beer and lederhosen!

I wish I knew what bait to use to catch gorgeous beauties like these! Like they say, it's not the how deep you fish, it's how well you wiggle your worm!

You might have Oriental cushions on your sofa but I can guarantee that they're not half as appealing as some on display here ! I know which ones I'd rather rest my head between while I watch television !

Lets be honest most guys are pretty much dirty dogs when it comes to chicks and when they don't think anyone is watching them, or they are with their friends they're even worse. So when we get busted it's pretty damn funny.

Like Girls? Like Guns? Well, like so many things in life these two are even better when they're combined. If they were covered in bacon as well I would refuse to believe that i wasn't in heaven. Imagine that. Om nom nom. Bang.

Lets face it, when it comes to photography, the difference between a yawn-tastic photo & a sublime work of pure awesomeness is all about the right angle - Witness everyday normality transformed into total abstract wonder.

Sometimes when you see something, you think to yourself 'My god, what an awesome idea! How did no one come up with it until now?!' and other times you'll think 'My god, what a stupid idea. What kind of moron designed this?'

I always thought the phrase 'cute emo' was an oxymoron, surely those two words cannot be used to describe the stereotype imagery we all have stored in our cynical minds. Seems that emos' can be cute after all.

It's clothing with slogans that there really should be laws against. If your opinions can sometimes be offensive to certain people then the best thing to do is get a T-shirt with them printed on the front.

Getting yourself in someone else's picture just isn't enough anymore, the ante has been upped and these people are taking photobombing to a whole new level of image invasion, hell, they have turned it into an art form.

When it comes to ladies it's the magical number that mathematical nerds and religious freaks alike have worshiped for all eternity, the all-hallowed 'Holy Trinity' of hawtness. Prepare yourself for some triple-tastic women worship!