Deligthful Denise Milani

All natural, beautifully curvaceous Ms Milani, one of God's own. If you're tired of looking at her you are tired of life itself, this is what is written in ancient scriptures guarded by giant scorpions with human heads, or so I'm told.

Ten of the best photographers

Today we talk about the ten best photographer. They work with large advertisers are not only hard to sell something, but to make us love the brand. Creating unbelievable stories with accuracy and skill of these artists make us believe that magic can exist, that fantasy and reality can come together and that their (and our) imagination knows no boundaries.

The Apology Bot-3000

Finally!! the answer to our prayers, a sure fire 'Get outta Sh#t Free Card' The Apology Bot. Now, no matter the sin she'll be back to loving you anyway and making you a sandwich in no time flat. Sheer Brilliance!

iPhone vs. Android vs. Blackberry

Gone are those innocent days when all you needed was a piece of string and some tin cans. Now it's all about blogging while taking a dump, and emailing your boss while sleeping. Here's a handy chart of how all those different tribes see each other.

Nothing BUTT The Good Stuff!

"I love chicks, but when they cum near, i spin em' around and check out their rear!" - That just about sums up everything that runs thru your head when you first glimpse a hottie - Or at least thats what i think :)

Saggy Man Boobs

Mechanism 2

Use the razor sharp scalpel to slice through various metal platforms, cables and cages and guide all the cogs through futuristic teleporters and on to their designated exit points! Will you be able to beat all the mind bending levels?

LITERAL Mass Effect 3 Trailer

Confused about wtf is going on? - For when that Mass Effect 3 trailer needs some explaining, this literal interpretation will lend a helping hand, describing for those that need it exactly what's going on in front of your eyes. Epic lolage.

Scary Bus Doors

Like you're walking into the jaws of death!

Super Soaker Flame Thrower

Yeah, your homemade flamethrower is good enough to torch one bush, but you're going to need a lot more firepower if you're going to go out and take on a whole hedge, son.