Best Graduation Speech Ever

This is Jathan Muhar at his pre-school graduation and he's pretty much an inspiration to us all with his wise and sage-like word that he delivers to the expectant crowd of onlookers and well-wishers.

This is one way to get the attention of that guy you fancy - Strip down to your underwear and prance about your bedroom holding a sign up of his name. Well, it got my attention anyway.

Marty McFly and Doc Brown are famous for two things: traveling through time and constantly repeating the other person's name. And you know what, this would also make for a really fun drinking game too.

Sweet Victoria has better curves than any woman on the Internet! Her ample chest cushions have been mesmerizing men for years.

These are the guys that make the money on the street corners of the world - COOL

So, yeah. Just what are they? I bet it’s a question you ask yourself all the time, constantly dwelling on the ontology that makes up these clumps of land that define us geographically and culturally.

Just because you’re a parent doesn’t mean you should stop listening to the good stuff, like the NWA classic “Fuck the Police”. But it does mean you might want to change the lyrics a little so they’re kid-friendly.

The lapdog of the Current UK Prime Minister would like to issue a heartfelt apology to all the people he lied to. TBH, it's not his fault. He's the minority in a coalition government. Cameron is the real turd in the punchbowl.

Apparently THIS is hip hop. all that other stuff with the black guys in it, that's just a close approximation. remember folks, it's all about the 'plie'. Bend your knees and let me see those jazz hands!

If i had to make a guess here i would say that gymnastics aren't gonna feature much in his future, but maybe X-Rays definitely are....LOTS of them! Oh man, he bounces so hard on his neck it makes me feel sick - OUCH!

This 4 wheel drive beast can drive up & down this steep-ass set up like a boss, making it perfect for the school run & shopping at the mall. It's good to know it's true potential will be used fully :(