The Sounds of Women's Curling

For strange sounds emanating from women's mouths, curling is the new tennis, because that level of strategy and precision requires you to make weird noises, it's just how it is.

This guys spends over 15 minutes reeling in a large fish and just as they finally net him and start to pull it in the boat a sea lion jumps up and snags it away.

This guy takes some down time between trains to show off how awesome his jumps are. Unfortunately, now he has to catch a train going the reverse direction.

This is a pretty messed up crash, lucky no one was hurt and the thing didn't explode. But what's more hilarious is one of the comment from one of the rescuers, "Don't worry about that Richard, ring the news room!" Priorities.

It kinda looks like the local mid Michigan ABC 12 news reporter had 'other' things on her mind when whe ended up drawing an obvious penis on the screen while describing a construction zone. Gotta love live TV.

Marching bands aren't usually cool. they're usually about as cool as rampant herpes pustules, but this band have somehow managed to be a marching band while simultaneously being cooler than the fonz.

The pilot doesn't start high enough on a low flying loop and ejects out of his plane sending it crashing into the ground.

What to do with your when you have thin walls and your very noisy amorous neighbours bump uglies? This valiant gent came up with a genius idea and set himself the task of flipping 5 quarters into a cup.

Some people jump from atop buildings with parachutes strapped to their backs, some leap out of moving planes. Jeremy Clarkson rolls Reliant Robins. Because that’s how he — ahem — rolls.

Crazy morphing suitcase and the cute girl with a weird laser eye! Blink and you'll miss it!

He's the sort of pet you could get if your skills at looking after animals really aren't up to scratch. The bad thing is that you get no sense of companionship. You know, the fact that they're actually the real thing!