Nothing Can Rival The Jumping Cat

Giving new meaning to the word "cat-apult," a sprightly feline from Japan has taken the Interwebs by storm with his incredible ability to reach jaw-dropping heights in just one jump.

It's a sad day when SpongeBob Squarepants and Mickey Mouse are caught on tape beating the hell out of a driver on a road in Russia—they're role models to children, how could they even contemplate doing this? Must be drunk.

I'm not sure if this is an actual weather report that made it to the airwaves or just an awesome spoof that was recorded for the amusement of the staff, but it's brilliant. Sir, I salute you, and your growing john.

When Jeff Goldblum applied chaos theory and said 'life finds a way' in Jurassic park, he was right. You can't bleep out hands. So what the hell can censorship do about this? Nothing!

In order to get round not having the rights to the Dayton vs. Florida 'Elite Eight' matchup footage, Gainesville sports anchor Zach Aldridge reenacts the basketball highlights in the studio—it's just like you were there!

They may be thankful now that the snake is gone, but it's a pain to get your windshield vipers replaced.

A bull tries having sex with a motor bike, but he doesn't seem to be aware that bulls and motor bikes don't really correlate when it comes to doing the nasty. Chances are he won't be doing it again though.

'Fail' comes in all shapes and sizes and doesn't care what age you are, or whether you will undersatnd - This little dude lands a brutal nutshot before falling down to the ground.

Probably the most outrageously funny Sexual harassment information video you will ever see. It's a wonder that any of the actors involved were able to keep a straight face while delivering their lines.

Two kitties sitting in their respective boxes playing tetherball. It's hard to tell who's winning, and I don't think they really care either, but it's pretty adorable. Next step: get them playing racketball.

This poor dude gets dropped with a direct hit to the balls. Now I know this hurts but I am not sure I could ever be in enough pain that it would be ok for my trainer to massage it to make it feel better.