Great Pick-up Lines In Science

I think 'Great' might be stretching it a bit. You couldn't pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horses mouth with one of these stinkers. Still, the Stephen Hawking voice is pretty damn alluring, might practice that one...

Pigeons beware, some devious scientist has managed to get the world's most ridiculous canine and stuff a turbo charger in it. No birdlife or postal worker will be safe now.

Sure, he's got more gold medals than anyone else on earth, but you can't honestly tell me you're surprised that he also does well on grass. I'm sure one day he will eventually find something he's NOT good at.

This kind of folding pocket knife usually comes with a bit of a bad rep, it reminds you of street gangs called the Jets and Sharks fighting to music by Leonard Bernstein. But this guy is awesome.

A skater being towed by a biker suddenly realizes that he'd probably be better off rolling on his face rather than his skateboard. Both plans lacked merit.

In what can only called one of the most bizarre cell phone ads we've seen in a while, LG just premiered their new two and a half minute promo that touts the OIS Optical Image Stabilization of the G2 phone.

I can never remember whether there are no do-overs in life or in live TV. In this case, it's probably both.

Some people get a cab, this guy has to run. But forget running on pavements, that's too easy. He's got to do it the hard way by clambering across Church walls, through railings, and launching himself across children's playgrounds.

It's quite amazing, the similarities between them and us really are so obvious so it's difficult to tell us apart - if you are a religious nut please watch this and see the real light.

The Onion reports on the latest social media fad: Trendwatchers say more and more teens are leaving Facebook and Twitter in favor of the comments section on a YouTube video of a deer running in slow motion.

I'm not sure if this is an actual weather report that made it to the airwaves or just an awesome spoof that was recorded for the amusement of the staff, but it's brilliant. Sir, I salute you, and your growing john.