Puddle Jumper

An awesome prank, this one. Get you mate to jump into a puddle that isn't actually a puddle, but a 6ft+ plunge pool filled with freezing cold, filthy water. He probably won't be your friend after, but it's totally worth it.

This little guy had just been given an apple to eat, and seems to act more like a puppy than a porcupine! He is definitely cute, but not the kind of thing you'd want jumping on your bed in the morning & licking your face!

Teaching in the inner city is no mean feat. Not only do you need to wear a bulletproof vest to work, but you have to get the hang of pronouncing some funky names. Funky names like Dee Nice, A.A.Ron. Word.

Probably not their ACTUAL name but it's what they shall henceforth be known as. As far as rockets/torpedoes go they're pretty badass. They're so badass in fact that they can even set the ocean on fire. WTF!?

Proof that dogs make the most heart-warming, coolest homecoming. Your move, Roomba Cats.

Huge Crane Collapses Onto Taxi - In Bogota, Columbia, you have to resort to some pretty drastic measures to hail a cab.

Just before this guy stacks it on his ass, you get the instructor saying, "And you know this bike is dangerous." If someone says something like that to you and someone's holding a video camera nearby, your ass is going to meet dirt.

Even scarier than a Jimmy Saville pumpkin and more douchey than a Dane Cook Pumpkin. Yes, there's only one likeness that you should carve into you pumpkin this year if you want to explode the creep factor. David Cameron.

All it takes is a little dramatic music and a slinky tumbling perpetually down an inclined treadmill becomes an epic struggle of the plucky gravity obeying piece of coiled metal. YOU GO, SLINKY! WOO!

The ultimate collection of segway fails. Every single one of these is completely incapable of keeping both wheels on the ground and their face off the pavement. There's nothing funnier than a segway crash. Enjoy!

Nothing says "I wanna warm delicious Pabst beer" like domestic abuse, sexual assault & manslaughter with an extra terrestrial firearm. This will get you reaching for a Pabst quicker than you can shout "RAPE!"