Segway Fails Compilation

The ultimate collection of segway fails. Every single one of these is completely incapable of keeping both wheels on the ground and their face off the pavement. There's nothing funnier than a segway crash. Enjoy!

The infamous wingsuit expert makes a minor miscalculation and hits a cliff at 120mph. If you've seen him before then you were probably wondering when his luck was going to run out. With this one he came pretty close.

You aint had a proper adrenalin rush until you jump a quad bike off a cliff and do a back flip lazyboy !

The infamous "Dictator" appears on morning TV in Australia. He doesn't pull any punches and has more than likely caused the producer of the show to get fired...

This kid bloodies his nose and mouth in a stupid accident. Most accidents that occur in hotel rooms are a less painful but you feel the pain for about 18 years.

Never change your horse in the middle of a race, and please don't reach out and smack another guy's horse either.

This guy freaks out over being recorded at work, yelling "Don't record me!" Seriously? It can't be that big a secret that you work there. Maybe it's because he doesn't wanna be seen on TV without any achievement stars?

Proof that our feline friends have more tricks up their paws than even they know - I think the cat was more surprised than anyone else that he pulled off the trick.

It's no secret that sex sells and advertisers make full use of that partucular marketing tool at every turn. This however, is right over the top. I'll take 5 cases!

Meeting members of the opposite sex shouldn't be as difficult as this, that is if you still want them to be alive when you introduce yourself. Next time be a man and just buy her a drink like the rest of us.

Leaping gracefully from a jetty onto your neon blue lit yacht would look pretty sweet. Unfortunately for this guy, that's not what's about to happen. He's about to attempt it, but it won't be graceful...