Racist!

It's not often you'll hear a rap about playing the race card so make the most of it. Doc brown does an excellent job of mocking frivolous playing of the race card in this spot on Russel Howard's Good News.

An Austrailian mother watches her six month old son roll off the edge of subway station and into the path of a train. By some miracle the kid had no injuries except for a small bump on his head from the fall.

And it's about time too. Well, it's not about time, it's about a standardized set of letters, but still. So yo, let's hear it for this updating of a classic. It's a fresh rap with the same sick lyrics, it's gonna go global yo.

He might look like a fearsome predator, but this reptile is so soft that he can barely even win a battle against a pre-peeled grape. It's kinda disappointing, but in a highly amusing way.

Just how much fun can you have with the a ball? I guess it depends on the skilz you have ;)

Having a dog that can fetch a stick in the park is one thing, that's like part of their default settings. But having a dog go fetch you a cold beer out of the fridge is what separates the mutts from the hounds. Epic.

First there was the bra toolbox, and now it's a purse too. Is there anything that wonderful, wonderful bra can't do?

Awwwww, bless. Look at this beautiful princess living in an enchanted land with all her enchanted, magical happy friends. But all is not as it seems with this fairy-tale stereotype. Tony Montana, you have competition.

With a GoPro camera set up on his cabinet this guy recorded himself doing the same dance routine every day. Now all he needs to do is get himself a girlfriend and he can take her out dancing.

Got an old tat you want to give a little makeover to? Get you ass down to this dude's tattoo parlour then and he'll sort you right out. He has the skills to pay the bills and the best advert in the whole world!

It's not often you will find a rapper who is this forthcoming with his nerdyness. What next, Dan? Dan bull is back to profess his love for the blocky build-em-up in the form of a catchy rap.