Oceanic Fast Food

Getting a quick meal in the ocean isn't hard if you know where to look, and you don't mind eating anchovies by the metric fuckton. Not sure what kinda fish/shark/kraken this is but I wouldn't wanna be in that net!

Everyone is a beautiful and unique snowflake in one way or another but as a general rule all parkour enthusiasts are pretty much the same as this guy. Possibly. If they're not, they wish they were. This guy is awesome.

What the heck have they been feeding this feathered voice impressionist, whatever it is it seems to be working pretty damn amazingly - It's almost tempting to say that these baby sounds have been dubbed in.

There's a lot of weird stuff on the internet and you either love it or you don't. Frankly though, if you can't find it in your heart to love a cute little chipmunk in a tutu dancing to ballet music, you're broken.

Where has she put that finger? Is it in just her hair it's touched, or has it been anywhere else? With a woman doing this, it's hot, but if this was a man, it would be disgusting and I'd be puking up my pancreas by now.

Mirrors: Bad for ugly people's self-esteem for over 200,000 years. Calm down lady, it's not like you have never seen that face staring back at you before!

I feel like their should be a disclaimer like 'don't go play urban tag kids' on this clip. Anyway, this guy makes store security systems go off and then waits to be spotted by a mall cop before he takes off - WTF!?!

The awesome Mullet Whistler gets redubbed so that he's not quite as awesome as he once was and he's no longer whistling. I can't help but think maybe this isn't a redub and it's actually the original...

I hate the fact that some movie trailers can make a crap film look awesome. A quick and dirty edit that actually makes the upcoming smurfs movie look like it might be worth a watch. Honest.

It's nice to know that taxes are being spent on useful stuff like this. America just wouldn't be the same if fat hippies weren't able to get their jollies by subpoenaing a police dog for no apparent reason.

Man gets pulled over, but is not satisfied with just a speeding ticket.