How Assassins Creed Shoulda Ended

If you've played any of the assassins creed games you'll know how fun they are but also that there are some strangely unrealistic quirks to the behaviour of the city guards. Time for a cold cup of realism.

Time to experience AWESOME! A totally kick ass animated music video that follows a day in the life of Craig, the lord of death. The Butter God gives him the list of who's been naughty and who's been nice and he wreaks his wrath!

Everyone hates bullying (well, except the bullies), but would you step in if you saw someone suffering? Turns out you probably wouldn’t, you gutless swine, as this video shows.

One minute it's not down, the next it's hit the deck. No surprises here, not if you read the title. Still, penguins are pretty funny to watch and combine that with a spell of amusing clumsiness and this could be the next big viral vid.

Mac fanboys or "Macfags" are possibly the most annoying breed of computer nerd. With aspirations of being cool and a condescending air, they will lecture you about how much better their personal computer is than a PC.

He’s taken his sweet time but Sacha Baron Cohen has finally come up with a new character, and it’s climate sceptic Lord Christopher Monckton. Hooray! Or is it? All is not quite what it seems?

What every man needs in his life to save him from the horror of cold leftover take-away – could this be the perfect live-in partner? I think I’m in lurve…

At only 11yrs old this girl really can blade but don't take our word for it, she just won first place in the World Freestyle Skating Championship! Congrats love and seeing as you're a girl we promise not to rip on you for blading either!

The great thing about a segway is that it allows really, really fat people to move around without having to burn off any precious calories. Problem is, they’re really hard to navigate.

Seven college kids on spring break jump on a trampoline at the same time and launch this chick over 10 feet into the air.

You can mock the fanaticism and attention to detail that goes into the costumes but you can’t deny that the geek in you loves it. If you’ve ever been to the MCM Expo you’ll know how awesome some of the costumes are.