Death Metal Decorators

They might not make a very professional job of the walls and ceiling but it's not always about what you do, rather how you do it. These guys do it with the kind of gusto that can only come from metal and headbanging.

"Girls with glasses sure do have nice asses!", Epic right? Ok, so i suck at prose, but i do know a good thing when i see it & i don't need any glasses to admire this fine spectacle of a babe!

A home video of an Easter celebration catches the 7.2 magnitude earthquake from Baja California that shook homes across the southwest last Sunday. Absolutely perfect timing and, thankfully, no one was hurt!

Now who'd be a better storyteller to read to children at bedtime than Samuel L “muthafunking” Jackson? He could teach those kids a few pointers to the finer parts of the English language, where the f-bomb is featured prominently.

Cheap aftershave, lame chat-up lines and obnoxiousness don't impress Zara Phillips... or her horse !

They say that patience is always rewarded, but this is harsh! Poor dude spends six hours constructing a wooden rail in his driveway and on his very first attempt he goes down for the count with a nutshot - OUCH!

The answer is actually very simple - Drink a LOT.. LOL

Winning a grand for a single half-court swoosh might sound pretty tricky, but this guy makes it look easy. So easy in fact that he cranks up the power and gets the wedged. Still gets the dough though. Like a boss.

Desperate times call for desperate measures, just make sure your buddies are the ones to try them. These Canadian fisherman are not having any luck so they send two men out to try and locate the fish. WTF!?!

This one is one super hot red head, although I seriously doubt that's natural. If it is, she may've been born close to a nuclear power plant.

What is it with dogs and fluffy toys? Although having said that, they'd pretty much hump anything they could. It's ALL too much for this pervy pooch & it passes out - WTF!?!