Pat The Cat

Okay, so this is nothing but cuteness, but I couldn't help posting it. It's an adorable flop-eared kitty pawing at it's owner for attention over and over. It also helps that the owner is kinda hot looking too.

Sometimes you just have to go for it, sometimes definitely NOT! The initial jump is seriously huge and then he takes it HARD to the family jewels. How he managed to walk away from this I'll never know.

I was an atheist until I watched this video. I don't know if the video itself has some strange power, like the one in The Ring, or whether it's just the sheer enthusiasm and joy on this womans face, but after watching it, reason be damned. I wanna be save

This was his first day on the job AND his last - FAIL!!!

Easily the most adorable animal abuse you've seen today.

The Epic Meal Time dudes are venturing out of the kitchen to pastures new in search of mega-calorie nomage. They are taking over an Indian restaurant to cook up an epic samosa!

Errrm, yeah! WTF!?! This has to be the gayest thing you can do on a bike with out actually ramming it right up your ass? Is this meant to be some kind of competitive sport? The only thing worse would be a unicycle - OMG!

Diving is a lot of fun, but imagine if you could control the functions of your eyeballs to the point where you didn't even need a scuba mask? Well apparently it's possible, but only if you learn how when you're young.

So you think that messing about on the river is boring? Wrong. You obviously haven't hung out with these idiots. Witness a totally insane explosion of a leaking propane tank being shot with a rifle.

Prepare to be totally shocked! A restaurant in Japan fries the body of a fish in oil but keeps the head out so that the fish is alive when it is served to its customers. I dunno if i could stomach eating this - WTF!!?

Experience some ultra-violent claymation & cheeky French maids. What's not to like in this gruesome video. Gruesome if you're made of clay that is. Otherwise it's just good old aggressive zombie killing fun. AWESOME!