The Purity Bear

Two fully grown consenting adults on a dinner date. Should they continue the evening behind closed doors? Not according to the purity bear. Not unless you want depression, failure and all kinds of STDs.

If there wasn't a video to prove it you would never believe that half of these were even possible, let alone that someone had done them. Some of the most outrageously difficult and showy trickshots you'll ever see.

Get ready for some epic news reporting featuring a guy who had his burger stolen buy a tornado. It's much worse than losing your house or any other possession. I really feel for him, life sucks!

Stacking it and planting yourself firmly on your face sucks. The only thing that can make this painful humiliation any worse is the addition of a mouthful of sand to the equation. Unlucky, guys.

These ants work together in a bizarre way to drag a centipede across the ground, stringing themselves together so they can pull their hoard along and take it back to the nest. Just don't fall asleep near them.

I guess if you have a hit chat-show program on TV you can pretty much do what you want with the stars who appear on it - Behold the 'Cooler Scooter Race' with Liam Hemsworth - Excellent lolz.

The Light Cycle from Tron has been made in the real world. It's only taken 28 years for this beauty to be created and it was done by the Parker Brothers. A company who make custom choppers. It's the ultimate WANT!

When people drink they’re funny and even if they’re not, you’ll laugh. Take this guy, he’s not very good at impressions and he’s not even that drunk, but he’s funny. Well, he is after twenty neat whiskeys anyway.

Sharing a cell with a hairy man-ape whose sexual tastes are unknown is a situation you should try and avoid. Where’s Morgan Freeman when you need him…”Squeal like a piggy boy!!!”

If you haven't seen Donald Trumps youtube video where he mistakes the president of the United States for a coin operated dancing monkey, you should. It's hilarious and embarrassing at the same time. Here's Colbert mocking him.

Movie cliches, even those words are a cliche. Any minute now I’m gonna get sucked into a black hole that'll open in my computer keyboard & then I’ll end up in a magical world being ruled by an evil witch.