Football Is Not Gay

Because it's only gay if balls touch and in football there is only one ball. Therefore football can never be gay, even with some seriously eyebrow raising shenanigans like those going on here...

Fans ruined a little girl's beautiful moment at a Mighty Ducks game when they started brawling over a hockey stick. In their defense, no one expects hockey fans to last five minutes without seeing a fight.

Are you ready for ZeFrank to lay some echidna truth on you? Well you better be beacuse this is happening and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Well, aside from hitting the stop button. But why would you want to?

The ice floes in Black Sea near Odessa, Ukraine make crazy noises as they rub up against each other. I mean, it's not gonna top Gangnam Style any time soon and it's not got a beat you can dance to but it's pretty weird.

Louis used to have an iPhone but it proved to be far too stimulating a piece of technology to be of any use. Here he shares some of his ideas for future iterations of the device with Jimmy Kimmel.

It might not exactly be a muff-mobile, the ladies might not flock to it like flies to poop, but you gotta admit, it's pretty damn impressive that this thing can still move under it's own steam.

Now this is taking a bit of summer time fun to the next level. Rope swing to 60 ft quadruple back flip into water. The amount of things that could go wrong here are countless. Mike Wilson proves that he is a god amongst lesser mortals!

Whether he's playing smuggler and reckless mercenary Han Solo or professor of archeology one thing's for sure: he knows how to scream. It's not every day you meet hordes of stormtroopers!

There is nothing more satisfying than seeing a bully get whats coming to them. This bozo thinks it's a good idea to pick on the little guy but doesn't realise he's a secret ninja.

He just ate a full serving of dirt and washed it down with a big gulp of river. I don't think he's going to want seconds.

Finally, it’s here. The tale of a crack-smoking, blood-lusting, crazed raccoon - Forget Citizen Kane, forget Casablanca, forget The Godfather, this is the greatest movie ever. Possibly. Sort of.