Rockets On Head, Crotch & Toes

Sometimes you can take things waay too far in the pursuit of impressing chicks - His crotch is now officially a fire hazard, which just gives girls a perfectly legitimate reason to avoid it.

Never wake a sleeping baby—or if you do, be prepared for revenge like this disgruntled infant who hunts down its antagonist, a speedy & cunning vacuum cleaner, setting off an epic chase of fast & furious proportions.

Witness a compilation of upset-inducing scenes where adults act like assholes and steal dreams (and baseballs) as players throw the cute little kids a game ball to keep as a treasured memory (nightmare).

Could this be the first signs of the technological singularity? When the robots gain self-awareness and the enslavement of the human race is set under way? Or could it just be a geek making a very impressive puppet ?

America's latest salvo in the attempt to take over from Japan as the world's leading exporter of WTF. It's like crufts but way creepier. Awards are handed out for the randiest leg loving canine. Weird.

Controlling a GoPro with an Arduino Yun, this guy was able to create a camera that would automatically take short video clips of the high fives he gave strangers as he walked along in San Francisco.

He was charged with breaking and entering: he broke his arm, and so he ended up entering a hospital.

Not only does your buddy have to get a tetanus shot, you get to brag to your friends about how you nailed him. Well done.

Now it'd be pretty easy to mock this guy, which is why I'm not going to. It would be mean, no sport at all, and might even be the catalyst that would tip him over the edge and make him do something you'd read about in the news.

Never change your horse in the middle of a race, and please don't reach out and smack another guy's horse either.

I'd never let a pro tell me that they're better than me ! Pit your skills against pro extreme sports photographer Nathan Gallagher to win some really great prizes !