THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

Really, it is, or as close as you are going to get to it while you LARP around in the high-school gym. Wow. Who knew these weird battle reenactments were so dammed violent? KILL HIM!

"I wonder what his dick tastes like." said no woman ever to her friends while catcalling a dude from her ride. But that is the world that's explored in this video—it's just a shame it's not the real world.

If you've missed American Hustle and the other Best Picture nominees, this talented cast of youngsters will give you a quick (and adorable!) primer. Prepare to be taken to next levels of cute.

So Daniel here decided to ask his girlfriend to the prom by putting the question up as signs at the side of the road. Total FAIL buddy!

Being able to pull off a barrel roll while pouring yourself a cup of ice tea is a unique talent, and one that Bob here possesses. Not much use in everyday life but incredibly impressive nonetheless.

Medic! We've got a man with a cracked set of teeth and a critically wounded ego.

It doesn't really get more 'Murica, f*ck yeah!' then a guy cooking bacon on the barrel of his M16 machine gun, which usually takes about three minutes of shooting to cook it through to perfection.

Rule number 1: It's really important to realize that when you are doing something as manly as shark fishing, you really should not scream like a girl if something bad happens.

Everybody's favourite nerd hun, Ms Munn, auditions for that famous female part, she may have a terrible British accent and worse acting skills than Roger Moore, but that catsuit is hawt!

Most things look pretty awesome in slow motion and this video is no exception! There's ome pretty impressive tricks considering that all they've got to work with is a tow rope and a plank of wood.

Dubstep tunes? Check. Stop motion animation? Check. Sweet dirtbike tricks? Check. If there is a more pure recipe fo awesomeness then I have no idea what it is. It probably involves expensive drugs though.