How Pretty A White Woman Is?

Caution: Genius at work here. A great clip of the late great comedian Patrice O'Neal quantifying the worth of caucasian females. The scary thing is that his logic is SO sound that it's scary.

Do you have a small child who's being bullied? Not sure what to do? Buy them one of these! It's small enough for their tiny little hands & powerful enough that they'll never have to worry about being bullied again.

Thanks to American engineering, the La-Z-Boy becomes that much lazier. Happy Memorial Day!

The Light Cycle from Tron has been made in the real world. It's only taken 28 years for this beauty to be created and it was done by the Parker Brothers. A company who make custom choppers. It's the ultimate WANT!

What do you get if you mix parkour skills, circus skills and a fat dude sitting on the toilet? Awesomeness, that's what. Although it sounds like the perfect recipe for failure the whole really is greater than the sum of it's parts.

Continuing on with the 'Epic Rap Battles of History' we now move into Season 3 where the feared pirate Blackbeard comes face-to-face with Chicago's own Al Capone. Who will win theis battle of the baddies?

Move your MILF ass off the mattress, it's GILF time! You've heard of cougar hunting, here comes dragon slaying!

Okay, so this is nothing but cuteness, but I couldn't help posting it. It's an adorable flop-eared kitty pawing at it's owner for attention over and over. It also helps that the owner is kinda hot looking too.

MR. T! HE LIKES TO SHOUT! AND HE’S HERE TO TEACH YOU KIDS ABOUT RESPECT!--RESPECT FOR EACH OTHER’S HAIR AND EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES, AND STUFF LIKE THAT!

Congratulations are in order. This may be the quickest scooter crash we have on record. See? There are some things female drivers excel at.

In a vain attempt to get obese shoppers fit & healthy new exercise equipment was installed while they shop - The problem with the new mall Stairmasters is you finish right at Sbarro. Really defeats the purpose.