Wannabe Acrobat Wipes Out

You ever had one of those days where nothing seens to go like textbook? I am 100% certain that breaking this dude's fall is the first time any of those books have ever been used.

Maybe they finally got around to seeing the Kobe jumping over a car video and didn't realize that it was faked. This guy has a long and happy life as a non-parent ahead of him!

South London is a war-torn urban morass full of crime, hate, and squalor. It’s mostly been abandoned by humankind except for a few feral beings who roam the vast wastelands of Croydon, looking for an angry fix.

Sometimes things go waaay beyond stupid - I think we can be reasonably sure that only one of the bags in this stunt will last to see (and perform) another day - OMG!

I know, definitely not the best combination of elements on the planet, but the pay-off is pretty impressive. These kids nearly send a pot into orbit with this little firecracker.

If you haven't already seen it, this is seriously compelling viewing. If you thought the special effects in Armageddon were worth a watch, wait until you see the real thing. Lights up the sky a treat!

No one can resist the power of his spastic movements and dangerously low-cut jean shorts. Richard Simmons, you're next on the list.

Drop it like it’s hot. How she delivers these hilarious lines without screaming with laughter, that’s the real talent in this video. Just imagine if she went on one of these desperate talent shows and started spitting out these lyrics.

Schwarzenegger opens up and tells the world about how he pounded the maid and now has a lovechild. I guess jacking himself up on steroids to win the Mr. Universe contest just wasn't enough for him. Time for a song!

Being able to draw a perfect freehand circle at will is both impressive and utterly, woefully useless. It's like being able to recite pi to 32 decimal places; bugger all use and nerdy to the nth degree.

Supercars may be super and all that, but you're never going to drive one — there's much more chance you'll get behind the wheel of a second hand Volvo S60, so take a watch of this and you might learn something. Epic.