Skyrim Is Here

The giddy excitement, the expectations the smell of fresh video game as you peel away the cellophane, the sudden realisation you don't have a girlfriend & the last time you went to the pub was before the smoking ban came in. Still.

So you think panda's are just cute & innocent animals without an evil bone in their bodies. Think again. Prepare to be shocked by the kind of sh#t it seems like they're actually into! Scat-ter people. Fast.

Those tiresome toll booths can really be a drag. What with having to slow down and that. But you know what, there are other ways to get through, by using the toll booth as a launching ramp maybe?

There's nothing funnier than illiterate intenet postings, except those same poorly typed prose being read by a classically trained Shakespearean actor, purposefully enunciating all the typos perfectly.

You would think four weeks of practice leading up to this track meet would be enough time for these last two girls to realize this just isn't their sport. But where's the fun in that!?

At the 2014 Allentown Comic Con a cosplay contest was judged by celebrity cosplayer Riki Lecotey. To keep the crowd entertained they asked a spot-on Peter Griffin cosplayer to take the mic & he KILLED it!

A skydiver jumps out of a plane and hits another jumper knocking him unconscious. Scary stuff, but fortunately his quick-thinking buddies pull his parachute while he's in free-fall.

Suddenly Paris doesn't look like a good place to go for a vacation - OMG !

"A Big Mac and fries and some deep fried McHay for my horse friend." Only in Wales would someone decide to take a horse to a drive-thru; it's outrageous, barbaric, because where the hell is the cup holder, huh?

Some people live normal, everyday lives and some people are out and out freaks like this poor guy - OMFG!!!

Here you go, you animal humping, scum sniffing, lazy, yellow-bellied, fart eating fucktard, some of the greatest insults the movie world has ever heard. Watch, memorise, insult. Easy.