Shred Sh#tless!

OM NOM NOM. If you thought shredding machines were just for paper I've got some news for you. Some crazy genius has gone and made one that will devour a refrigerator whole.

A time lapse video of some awesome retro-themed super mario street art being created. As if creating a badass picture of mario with chalks wasn't hard enough this guy does it on the floor while correcting for perspective.

This is the kind of wedgie Wile E. Coyote would create. This may be the first time a speeding car has left skidmarks in a pair of Hanes.

She fails so hard that the judges gave her a negative height score. However, it was still the best score a blond had ever received in that particular event.

What the HELL did this chick eat for lunch??? Whatever it was it's silent and most definitely violent - WOW! We can confidently tell her the burning sensation goes away quickly, but the reputation lasts a while - OWNED!

Nik Lewis, wide receiver with the Calgary Stampede, leaps over his oncoming defender. Those Canadians. There's nothing they won't do to gain our approval.

This is like air guitar or, more specifically, air chair-sex orgy!! How embarrassing?!

We all remember that feeling when you were a kid on Christmas morning and you unwrap the gift of your dreams. Well that's exactly what happens to these grown ups when they unwrap a Samsung Quantum dot SUHD TV.

You see something new every day (in fact, on the internet, you see something new every 5 minutes). I really believe he can fly, but he probably won't be able to stay dry. Or sober.

Well, I guess now we know the truth about at least that piggy. However, I'm still doubting the one going to the market, unless it was to be turned into bacon!

Wanna get your drink on while you get your game on? No need for an XZibit living room makeover here, just grab a beer and a shot, have your mates do likewise and follow the instructions in this video!