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You know that scene in “The Deer Hunter”, the one everyone always goes on about that they copied to advertise those assorted-centre chocolates? Yeah that one. Well this is even more agonizing.

Guys have been waiting for this holy grail for years, hoping that someone would help our plight - But at last our prayers have been answered, it's quite possibly the simplest guide on how to get laid!!!

In what can only called one of the most bizarre cell phone ads we've seen in a while, LG just premiered their new two and a half minute promo that touts the OIS Optical Image Stabilization of the G2 phone.

This lady is either dreaming of a) her Cadillac's flooded engine, or b) Donald Duck being angry in slow motion. Either way this is the weirdest noise i have ever heard!

When you have surfed a wave this big you can pretty much do nothing for the rest of your life cos you have simply one upped the rest of the world"

This is an astonishing explosion videotaped from a military caravan. Someone better pull up Google Maps and find another route because this one is definitely FUBAR!

A little boy is too excited, visiting an Internet cafe. :-)

One of the most painful broken leg videos I have seen in awhile. Two South African soccer players go after the ball and they both end up regretting the aftermath.

Man waiting patiently at a bus stop gets an unexpected pickup

When a chick goes for a shower the last thing she's expecting are group of enthusiastic voices urging her to try out the various bathroom implements - Or then again, maybe she is?

When watching these it's important to bear in mind that although these are the greatest Nick Cage quotes, Nick Cage's greatest is questionable at best, so the overall greatness is considerably lowered.