EPIC Mega Bass 2000 Watt RMS

Time to reduce your eardrums to ash. Impressive, but who really wants a stereo with so much bass that is will literally destroy you entire house? If you left this thing on while you went out there'd be nothing when you got back.

Chances are you’re guilty of at least one of these and when you compare them to problems faced by third world countries you’ll feel like a total douche. Enjoy!

All it takes is a frighteningly low pass from a spitfire pilot and this reporter goes to full scale brown alert. You can't tell because of the camera angle but it splurges out of his trouser legs and gets roughly knee high.

There's nothing the internet likes more than making fun of something that's actually pretty serious. it doesn't get much more serious than an assassination attempt so here's the internet, doing what they do best!

I imagine this is exactly what the Super Best Friends would have been like in their twilight years. Mind you, If I was Batman I would have ditched Robin a long, long time ago. That dude is so goddamn lame.

An aspiring Aretha Franklin decides to audition on top of a coffee table. It's a recipe for disaster.

Labrador uses a pretty cool technique to snag two Frisbee's lying at the bottom of a pool. Skills!

This dude was just trying to clear his gutters when he ended up experiencing an avalanche in his own home. That is a Christmas miracle.

Just remember that the axe can chop off more than a tree....Humans maybe? - Dad wants to show his kid how it's done and in the process almost kills his wife - WTF!?!

This dude dislocates his shoulder after his buddies convince him that he can run through a fence. Epilogue: NEVER trust your friend's advice!

Turns out that even a scruffy furball that someone has thrown away can be a great little money spinner if you post some funny pictures of it online. Big thanks to the Cheezburgr network for making this all possible.