Epic Capoeira Battle FAIL!

Impromptu capoeira might seem like a cool thing to do, but it's fraught with FAIL. You'd have to be really lucky to get challenged by a walking disaster like this dude. There's nothing like getting your ass kicked by a wall.

A spectator gets slammed to the ground and trampled on after jumping the crash barrier to root on his favorite horse. He is luckily recovering with only minor head and chest injuries.

It looks like a weird video effect, but this is actually the world's tiniest avalance, taking place on the roof of a parade of shops. If you were walking underneath you wouldn't think it was tiny though...

Cardinal rule no. 1: NEVER advertise your birthday party on Facebook! Within hours 15,000 people had RSVP'd & 1,400 people turned up & made it look more like a summer music festival than a party.

Everybody loves pizza, and cats are no exception. Cats are the cutest thieves. Some are trying, but some actually succeeded in stealing delicious slice of pizza. It's cute, because it's not your pizza.

If you've never seen a man crafting a tiny little horsey out of molten glass but always wanted to, YO. No need to thank me, no need to send me all your cash. Naked pictures couldn't hurt though, eh? Thx.

It's kinda like a faucet but instead of the noise of running water you're also treated to an impressive ringpiece solo. This guy tries to make it sound like an F1 engine, but I know my sounds, and that's a fart.

Chicks do the weirdest things! Respect for getting her to watch a sci-fi film in the first place - It's only a movie, she needs to chill out, or man up. He'd better not show her bambi, she'll have a breakdown.

Ever wondered why it was so hard to win a Tanooki suit from one of the Toad houses in Super Mario Brother 3? Yep, Toad was running a scam. Every single chest had a lousy mushroom in it. There WAS no Tanooki suit.

Super powerful cars and super hot babes make for a good combo!!

A stupid ending to a stupid idea.. FAIL-FAIL-FAIL!!!