Reporter screws up: "I'm stupid"

Now this is news we can totally belive in because it gets delived with 100% truth. Something tells me that the cameraman switched the tapes that we're meant to air on that evenings news broadcast. Genius.

Maybe he's drunk or maybe he's just angry and gonna beat them up and then he'll steal their money and leave them wishing they'd never made fun of a Praying Mantis in the first place.

At the Melbourne Skydive Centre they fly, not quite like birds soaring across the blue heavens, but they fly. Ish. It’s more like a meditative fuck you to gravity and giving a big middle digit to the laws of the universe.

When there's a bear on the loose, roaming casually around your neighborhood, looking for something to eat it's probably time to put your phone down and actually look where you're walking...

So this kid rubs icy hot on his balls, eats a ghost chilly, gets kicked in the nuts, pepper sprayed in the eyes, shot with 3 paintball guns, and finally tasered. Tough break. Wonder what the bet was?

This is pretty much video format of what i spent my childhood doing. Buying matchbox cars and driving them around with my brother all day. So cool. Who needs blockbuster Fast & Furious movies?

It's got a bad ass gnome armed to the beard with machines guns and swords and he's sick and tired of being a garden ornament. He wants revenge, but on who? Why the zombies and dinosaurs, who else? This game needs to be made!

Medic! We've got a man with a cracked set of teeth and a critically wounded ego.

If you liked the plane hijacking scene from Goldeneye you'll love this. Who needs a James Bond game when you've got Battlefield 3 - shoot a chopper pilot, base jump to the cockpit and bathe in the glory of your awesomeness!

DOG commands, will you obey? Obey My DOG expert Ray Winstone is on hand to offer tips and tricks, but only true skill will reach the nail-biting conclusion. Woof puny human, WOOF!

Domestic dogs really do have great lives, just look how much fun they have. I'm so jealous of them, they don't have to work, get fed for free and when it snows they have a built in device to use as a sled, their coats.