Arnie F-cked The Maid: The Musical

Schwarzenegger opens up and tells the world about how he pounded the maid and now has a lovechild. I guess jacking himself up on steroids to win the Mr. Universe contest just wasn't enough for him. Time for a song!

It has the classic slasher horror set-up, the seemingly helpless female home alone in her underwear, a crazed knife-wielding maniac stalking her trying to break into her house, but then...oh my God ...it's... it's... Neeeeeyaaaargh!

At the finals at the 2010 World Championships in Wroclaw, Poland the Ukrainian team do something a 'little bit special'. I can eat a whole family size bag of Doritos in one sitting by myself. Let's see them do that!

Tell me, while you are watching this do you suddenly have a compulsion to go and play ‘Need for Speed’? Dude, no matter how many times you shift & how fast you go, you’re still about to get drilled.

Floppy Love. What could it possibly be? Well, it’s actually ‘What Is Love’ as it sounds when being played by an array of floppy Disk drives. If you close your eyes you can almost see Jim Carey and the Roxbury Guys bopping along to it.

A guy takes his takes his friends up in his Slingsby Firefly T-67 and performs some midair tricks and films their reactions—some of them look like they're enjoying it, some of them look like they hate it.

I had to watch this one a few times to really examine the techniques involved. I just wonder if I'll still be able to do it without having the boobs to counterweight me.

The trouble with working for artists is that they'll fire you for being helpful !

Prepare to experience AWESOME gone insane! You know how it is, you’ve been out on the sauce all night. Why not, but then suddenly you’re booted out of the bar and left to find your way home.

These three go at it about racism.. -LOL

If you missed the first two installments of Mass Effect or if you just fancy a recap, Dan Bull is here to oblige. Thanks to his lyrical prowess you have no excuses for not being completely up to speed and redy for Mass Effect 3!