Crazy Asian Bin Laden Reenactment

Next Action Media, the Hong Kong based media company that spices up the news by creating animated reconstructions have decided to break the news of Osama Bin Laden's death with a CGI reenactment of his grisly demise.

An enterprising ad agency swaps animals for middle aged men. I wonder if it would work the other way around? Goatse with a giraffe? Lemon Party with 3 elephants? The possibilities are endless!

It's time to obey the beard—and it's a beard that screams out with manly credentials, in fact it's so manly it will take away your virginity and you'll wake up tomorrow with a beard, even if you've just shaved.

Ever wanted to hear Mitt Romney talk a load of complete bullcrap? Well, more than normal at least? Here he is overdubbed by questionably talented lip readers. These may or may not be the things he was actually saying...

Kangaroos can be feisty little animals and it's surprising no one's made a video game beat 'em up starring them—until that great day comes we'll have to make do with this hilarious and alarming video.

Bruce Almighty was a cinematic abomination. Still at least it wasn't as bad as Jack And Jill. Also, soundbites taken from them can be used to actual comic effect. To prove this, I give you Exhibit A:

After burning his back and stomach, this guy decides to light fireworks that are in his mouth. OUCH

This is a tragically familiar sight in bars and clubs planetwide. They're drunk, noisy and a pain in everyone's ass. Don't bother speaking to them, they'll just drink your wallet dry and leave with some dude with an eyepatch.

By the time the owner realizes whats going on his car is already gone - This guy is FAST!!!

If you think you can outsmart a ninja with a simple water bowl trick then think again. Wait till you see how he gets out of this, it'll make you think twice about ever trying this out on your friends.

A little protip on this one, if you look really really closely you'll notice there are people dressed in black moving all the stuff. Yup, as incredible as you thought this guy was, it's actually just a trick. WIld, huh?