The man has a point. Sports guys are always the most macho (aka homophobic) but it’s them that spend so much time in the company of bare male flesh. And how about all the ridiculous connotations linked to being gay. It’s all a bit medieval isn’t it?

Besides, he’s right. It doesn’t get more macho than shagging another man. To really prove you’re masculine and comfortable with your sexuality, you need to get with another bloke. Do it. Get bumming, or be forced to accept your homosexuality.