Mini Crossbow FTW

Do you have a small child who's being bullied? Not sure what to do? Buy them one of these! It's small enough for their tiny little hands & powerful enough that they'll never have to worry about being bullied again.

An enterprising ad agency swaps animals for middle aged men. I wonder if it would work the other way around? Goatse with a giraffe? Lemon Party with 3 elephants? The possibilities are endless!

What’s a bunch of Aussies gonna do for some suburban sporting fun? Well, quite a lot actually, ranging from the gravel walk, to posting junk mail to people who specifically ask to not receive any.

A twenty year old woman attempts to commit suicide by laying down in front of a train and although nobody rushes to her aid until the train passes her attempt still fails.

If you've not watched the Griffin's in a while, rest assured; they've still got it. Peter is still hilarious, Meg is still hideous, Lois is still hot and Chris is still so stupid he'll make your head hurt.

This over enthusiastic amateur belly dancer tries her very hardest to be sultry and seductive, and it’s kind of working until…whoops! Hello Narnia! They just don’t make em’ like this anymore!

If you liked the plane hijacking scene from Goldeneye you'll love this. Who needs a James Bond game when you've got Battlefield 3 - shoot a chopper pilot, base jump to the cockpit and bathe in the glory of your awesomeness!

Are you ready for the coolest party of the rest of your life? If the answer is 'yes' then we need some essential goodies to make this happen - One account and one login is all you need to get started. Plug in, turn on and tune out.

Were you full of fail this last month? Did you try ever so hard to win but instead ended up losing at life? If you didn’t then you can smugly watch other people getting pwnd. The day just got a LOT better!

It's enough to give you a heart-attack. Twice. A hidden camera confronts shoppers with their own mortality, replacing a friendly looking, scythe carrying farmer with a vision of the Grim Reaper.

All it takes is a little dramatic music and a slinky tumbling perpetually down an inclined treadmill becomes an epic struggle of the plucky gravity obeying piece of coiled metal. YOU GO, SLINKY! WOO!