The New Amazing Blob Launch

It's that time of year to try and beat how high you can project an unwilling victim skywards. This girl gets sent flying so high into the air they have to wake up an air traffic controller to bring her in for a landing.

Man gets pulled over, but is not satisfied with just a speeding ticket.

Trying to show off in your car while there's ice on the road. Not the best idea you've ever had. Not only did you narrowly miss that pedestrian but you wrote off your car too. You total, total dick.

Nothing matters to 12 year old Jenna Rose. She's only concerned about...her JEANS. When you thought it couldn't get any worse after Rebecca Black abused us with the 'It's Friday', along comes Jenna Jose to finish us all off.

When it's time to stop playing soldiers and get back to the canteen for dinner these soldiers will board a chopper on the side of a mountain!

This news reporter is dumbfounded when the anchor tells him moments ago the teams star player was red-carded and ejected from the game. A red card? You don't say?

In sports, the old Marine saying is usually true: 'Pain is weakness leaving the body.' With that in mind, this guy just lost a whole lot of weakness. Lets hope he has heard of the marine code of honor, if not he's in trouble - LOL

A Mom thinks that if she could do a front flip in High School then she should still be able to do it since she remembers the mechanics.

Be warned, even if you're not afraid of heights you'll probably have an anxiety attack after watching these people dangle precariously off the edge of very high places like complete insaniac monsters.

Good to see professionals at work and doing a smart job. The next thing he reads will probably be an X-Ray. You, sir, should've napped on the job like the rest of us.

Batman gets into an altercation with a tourist in Vegas and gets taken down. With this new reboot of the franchise, Batman's parents come back to life just to tell them they're disappointed in him.