Do Not Drink the Water

Someone must have tried lapping up this delicious water

Raiders of the Trash

It's Indiana Jones... but smaller and with less imperative quests

Button Or Yell

Everyone would agree that yelling is the appropriate reaction.

Jews and Animal Cruelty

I'm not religious which is why I think this is just fucking wrong.
I wonder what Peta would think... What do all of you think?

'First World Problems' Charity

Problems in the 21st century are getting more ridiculous by the day, but that doesn't mean you can't help people who have them. Sign up today to help people suck it up.

Pigmobile

Cruise around in this monster, and you'll pick up tons of women

NYPD Arrests Guy For Cracking A Joke

New York cops really don't have a sense of humor sometimes. Apparently making jokes about people's misfortunes is illegal in New York, and that's why all the best comics come from elsewhere (or move out).

Cherry Ass

someone won't like disney anymore

Brooke's Got the Look

And she's giving away free hugs, which wasn't this first thing I wanted from her after watching the video, but I won't pass up a hug on from such a cutie as this. You never know, it starts with a hug, and then...you're Facebook friends.